Description

Meet Captain No-Guts. He hasn’t had a liver since the last port call, and he’s still the most dedicated shipmate on the pier. Dixie cup on, neckerchief tied, bottle tipped all the way back. Zero regrets, zero organs.

Slap him on the gear that needs more personality: a laptop that’s too clean, a water bottle that thinks it’s civilian, or the hard hat at the shipyard. He does the talking so you don’t have to.

The details

• Waterproof vinyl with a white die-cut border
• Made to take rain, sweat and the occasional hosing down
• Sizes: 2″, 3″ or 4″ wide
• Peels and sticks flat. Press out the bubbles and you’re done

Warning: may cause sudden sea shanties and questionable port-call stories.