Description

Submarine Golf Tees (5-Pack) – Authorized for Surface Launch

Why use a standard wooden tee when you can deploy a tactical strike from the tee box? These aren’t just golf tees; they’re a tribute to the Silent Service, designed specifically for those who prefer their drives with a side of industrial humor.

The Payload: Each tactical bag contains 5 3D-printed submarine tees. Each with a oversized pumpjet cone to provide a stable platform for your golf ball, ensuring your “payload” is ready for a deep-range drive.

The Mission: These are strictly novelty items built for a laugh. While they are technically functional, our “research and development” (meaning a few rounds at the local muni) suggests they are one-hole-wonders.

-Hull Integrity: We’re still running NDT on the final design, so consider these strictly novelty. While they are functional, expect a “rapid decommissioning” after a hole or two. They are built for a laugh, not a lifetime.

Why You Need These:
Whether you’re a “bubblehead,” a shipyard specialist, or just want to confuse the local club pro, these tees are the ultimate conversation starter. They make the perfect retirement gift, stocking stuffer, or “Chief’s gift” for the golfer who has everything.

Perfect for the enlisted golfer who wants to bring a bit of the shipyard to the links. Just remember: dive at your own risk.

Check out the rest of the Warhead Collective shop for more gear that doesn’t follow regulations.